Teen Titans and others outtakes

[Eeveot]

i saw this on another forum board, and some of them were good. create an out take of an episode, or behidn the scenes of a Tv show
(feel free to lock this if you don't like it.)

ei: (some of my personal favorites from the board, i thought i'd share)
Titans East prt. 1

Cyborg: When there's trouble you know what to dooooooooo...
BB: Call Beast Boy!
Cyborg: He's got little pawprints on his shooooooooooooes!
BB: Cuz he's BEAST BOY!
Raven: Shut up.

The End Pt. 3

Trigon: I am your father.
Raven: I knew that already.
Director: Trigon, stop imitating Darth Vader.

Hide and Seek
Mallah: *while searching through the carriages.* Come out come out wherever you are.
*Melvin and Timmy suddenly jump out*
M + T: BOO!
Mallah: *screams like a little girl*
M + T: ;D

The end 2&3
Cyborg: The world is toast-
Beast Boy: I like toast!
Director: Yeah, me too. Wait, I mean cut.

Bad Cyborg: You don't have a mommy!
Beast Boy: Buuuuuurn...
Director: Shut up, Greg

Raven: I'm lost...
Beast Boy: *runs on stage* Awww, you were such a cute little girl!
Raven: *wide eyed* And I'm scared.
Director: Cut. Greg, get your green butt off the set.

The Quest

Raven: Well this is just disturbing
Starfire: Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us! I never knew wearing a cape could be so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
Cyborg: Yeah! He has all the the best stuff! *Cyborg sits on the R-Cycle, squashing it*
Director: Cut! Cyborg! That's the fifth time! We're running out of R-cycles. We're just lucky Robin isn't here!
*Running in* Robin: Hey guys! I got here as fast as I could...*Gasps after seeing five squashed R-cycles*
*Brief pause*
Raven, Beast Boy and Starfire *pointing at Cyborg*: It was him! *run off*
Cyborg: Gee...thanks a lot guys.

Spellbound

Beast Boy: No. I’m sorry that…he broke your heart.
Raven: I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t…creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not.
Beast Boy: Okay. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not.
*Raven stars giggling*
Director: CUT! Raven! You're not supposed to be laughing.
Raven*in between laughs*: I'm sorry it's his...sudden...mature ness...caught me off guard.
Beast Boy: HEY! I can be mature!
*Raven laughs louder and everyone else begins to join in*
Beast Boy: HEY!!
Director: ha ha okay calm down. Take two.

Beast Boy: You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not.
*Raven opens the door and hugs him. But she leans forward a little too much*
Beast Boy and Raven*losing balance*: AAAAAHHHHHH! *Thump. Raven is now lying on top of Beast Boy, both reeeeaaaallllly embarrassed*
Director: CUT!! *Bright flash*
Cyborg *holding a camera*: Heh heh gotcha! Now who should I show this to first?
Beast Boy and Raven: Give that back!! *Chase Cyborg around the tower*

The Beast Within

Beast Boy: You know, Raven, I’ve been a really nice guy for a really long time. I’ve put up with your insults and your attitude, and I’ve had it! *Leaning into her face on tip toes so he’s as tall as her* Consider this a warning. As of last night, Mr. Nice Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I’m supposed to be intimidated? *Pokes him in the chest hard*
Beast Boy: *falling backwards* Whoa!! *Falls over*
Director: CUT!! Raven!
Raven: What? You didn’t really expect me to let him get away with that, did you?
Director: Just read the FRICKIN script!!

How long is forever?

*Starfire finishes telling the team about what she saw in the future*
BB - What!? I'm bald?!?!
*Rips out hair*
BB - Owwwwwwwwwww!
Director - CUT!! Beast boy ur supposed to wearing a wig! A WIG!

DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Robin: Do you have a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: Yeah, it's about four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
Robin: why would you say something so hurtful? *starts crying*
Cyborg: I'm sorry Robin, please don't cry
Robin: I HATE YOU!! go away!

Director: CUT!! u call THAT an argument?? I've seen better argurments on SESAME STREET!!!! *groans* will somebody get me my goddam coffee!?!?!

Episode: Titans Together

Pantha gets up and starts flexing her mucles, and accidently whacks Harlem in the head.
Harlem: OWW!
Director: CUT!
Jericho: *silent laughter*
Beast Boy: Pantha, that's the eleventh time!
Pantha: Sorry, I just get carried away sometimes.
Director: Jericho, are you done laughing? I can never tell.
Jericho: *nods*
Director: Okay, take two. ACTION!
Pantha starts flexing again, whacks Jericho.
Jericho: *tries to scream but can't*
Pantha: *fake innocence* Oops! Sorry, Jericho.
Director: CUT!!
Beast Boy: Are you okay, Jericho?
Jericho waves his hand in sort of a get-away-from-me motion.
Director: Medic...

[Eeveot]

sorry, i forgot to use the edit button, and i do'nt feel like modifiying and deleting.

Episode: Any one where Cyborg uses his sonic cannon.

Cyborg is about to use his sonic cannon, but it fizzles out.
Cyborg: Umm, can I get another battery?
Director: CUT!

Kole
Dr. Light: Brilliant, if I do say so myself. My dazzling creation will transfer the energy from the sky into my suit! Soon I’ll have all the power of the Northern Lights at my fingertips! And up here at the Arctic Circle, no one will ever come to stop me!
(The T-ship arrives.)
Robin: Wanna bet?
(Dr. Light gapes at the ship for a moment, then curls into the fetal position as the other Titans disembark.)
Titans: . . . ?
Dr. Light: No . . . not the dark again . . . please don't let Jacob find me . . . .
Director: Cut! Raven, what did you do to him?
Raven: Nothing!
Director: Oh, for the love of . . . come on, Arthur, you told me you'd gotten over this.
Dr. Light: *whimper*
Director: *sigh* Okay, take five, Titans. Will someone go and find Dr. Scratchensniff?

Sisters

Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby!
Blackfire: Please, what is this 'ceiling' you speak of?
Starfire: Earthlings.
*They both laugh*
Titans: Hey!

(more will come later)

[Nick]

Episode: When everyone first meets Starfire
Starfire tries to speak here planets language.
Stare: AHOLA I SPEAK ESPANOL
Director: CUT!
Beast boy: Hey your robin! IVE HEARD ABOUT YOU IN BIRD BOOKS.
Director: Cut!

Episode: The one when the titans go in magiacians hat.

Pick a Card: Hello im pick a crap. You know pick a crap any crap!
Raven: Eww.
Beast Boy: ILL PICK THE BIG ORANGE GOEY ONE!
Starefire: Please what is this "crap" of which you speak of?
Robin: Thats not crap thats Plasma!
Plasma: Hey thats not very nice I may be ugly though I dont look like crap.
Director: CUT!!!

[Eeveot]

pretty good, 1. Go, 2. Bunny Raven

(i'll come up with some, i'm not in a creative mood.)

[Nick]

Episode: Were titans are fighting Plasma.
Robin: Titans Seperate!
All of the titans run in seperate directions. Plasma rips his hands and legs and head off.
Director: CUT. SOMEBODY CALL THE DOCTOR. HE SHOULD OF TOOK OF THE GOO NOT HIS BODY PARTS.

Episode: The one when beast boy has a argument with Slade about Tara in a room of mirrors.

Beast Boy: Why doesn't Tara remember me?
Slade: Probally because she doesn't want to.
Beast boy turns around.
Beast Boy: SLADE! I should of knew you were behind this. WHAT DID YOU DO TO TARA?
Slade: I didn't do anything to Tara. She doesn't remember you because she doesn't want to.
Beast Boy: THEN THAT MEANS YOUR MY NEW GIRL FRIEND SLADE!
Slade: What? Eww I AM A BOY YOU DINGBAT.
Beast Boy: Yeah you always were the 2nd hottest to me. So since Tara dumped me your fine.
Slade: -runs- AHHHHHH!

[Eeveot]

(um, Divide and Conquer, and the second is either Things change according to the BB/Slade thing, or Beytral according to the room of mirrors)

[Itachi Uchiha]

I used to watch the show but I don't anymore.

[Eeveot]

they stopped after the 5th season, but it should be making a comback after the new superheroes one on Kids WB are done.